Too bad, I'm telling you anyway.

So I went to the store to buy new underwear. That's kind of a big deal for me- usually my mom and sisters buy all my clothes and I just wear what they pick (they have good taste in clothes and stuff). But I was feeling particularly proactive, so I went myself and picked out a six-pack of boxer-briefs of assorted colors. I got home feeling all proud of myself. But when I opened them up and tried a pair on, they were WAY TOO BIG. I took a closer look at the bag and sure enough, I'd grabbed six pairs of XL shorts with 38' waists. Cursing the heavens, I realized I'd have to try again another day since it was all late and I didn't feel like going back to the store anyway.

When I went back a few days later, I made sure to consult the handy size charts on the backs of the individual underwear packs. To my alarm, I discovered that I'm actually a small by Hanes' standards! I still think that can't be right... Anyway, my adventure eventually concluded with me as the proud owner of six new pairs of comfortable, stylish and snug fitting underwear.

Man, I'm cool.